and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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