Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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