these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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