Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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