That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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