You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i dont even know how to be here
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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