Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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