Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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