Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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