apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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