your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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