Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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