I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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