Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
