If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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