I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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