lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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