Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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