CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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