Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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