We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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