So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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