I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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