this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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