She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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