last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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