New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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