So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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