Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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