I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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