he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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