I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
