We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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