So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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