ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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