oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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