Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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