So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice