I must be too annoying 4 u.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"