Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!