Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving