The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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