My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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