best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You left your underwear on the fireplace
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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