awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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