my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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