Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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