I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm like, not good at living.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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