You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just google imaged poop.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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