i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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