On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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