I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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