Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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