How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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