You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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