i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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