Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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