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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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