we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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