Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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