TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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