Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
