People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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